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Inviato: 20 luglio 2005 18:23
da rabe
eXdeath ha scritto:
Spettabilissimi membri del CD,
via PM Vi ho spedito tutte le informazioni necessarie perchè qua scriva l'operazione con spiegazioni dettagliate.
Dunque il piano è questo:
La mia idea è che erba inizi a raccogliere degli adepti, mentre il bill del Wacken contatti gli amici dell'uomo cacciato da 1 gatto, che fu cacciato da 1 cane nascosti in Messico per costruire 1 fucile fotonico.
Il bill del Wacken quindi sparerà al atellite di Sky, al chè i Papa Boyz indispettiti si faranno vedere piuttosto scocciati mentre
giocano a biglie in qualche cittadina europea.
Contemporaneamente l'uomo cacciato dal gatto che è cacciato dal cane si farà vedere armato di accetta contro i Papa Boyz che scapperanno, e sarà là dietro che il piffero parlante ucciderà il portone con il fucile fotonico datogli dal bill del Wacken.
1 piano perfetto!
Il piano non fa una piega, ma mi permetto di aggiungere alcune cose:
1-Bisogna tenere in considerazione il clima;
2-Ritengo importante stringere un'alleanza con Teddy Ruspin l'orsetto del cuore;
3-Sarebbe meglio se usassimo un travestimento. Personalmente adotterei questi costumi:
x Dragula: travestimento da scoglio;
x eXdeath: travestimento da coniglio rosa gigante a tre teste;
x Pariskio: travestimento da muschio e/o lichene;
x me: travestimento da oleodotto.
In questo modo passeremo meno nell'occhio.
Un'ultima cosa: nel caso venissimo catturati, sarebbe meglio avere dietro qualche litro di grappa.
Adesso sincronizzo l'orologio con il mio orologio interno... Fatto...
Inviato: 20 luglio 2005 18:38
da eXdeath
rabe ha scritto:
Il piano non fa una piega, ma mi permetto di aggiungere alcune cose:
1-Bisogna tenere in considerazione il clima;
2-Ritengo importante stringere un'alleanza con Teddy Ruspin l'orsetto del cuore;
3-Sarebbe meglio se usassimo un travestimento. Personalmente adotterei questi costumi:
x Dragula: travestimento da scoglio;
x eXdeath: travestimento da coniglio rosa gigante a tre teste;
x Pariskio: travestimento da muschio e/o lichene;
x me: travestimento da oleodotto.
In questo modo passeremo meno nell'occhio.
Un'ultima cosa: nel caso venissimo catturati, sarebbe meglio avere dietro qualche litro di grappa.
Adesso sincronizzo l'orologio con il mio orologio interno... Fatto...
1 - Già è necessario che nell'aria vi sia un clima nè troppo euforico nè troppo gotico-deprimente, grazie per averlo ricordato fido Rabe.
2 - Ultimamente è in mano alla polizia per spaccio di droga.. se stringiamo 1 alleanza coi mini-pony secondo te va bene lo stesso?
3 - Quello di Pariskio andrebbe potenziato con qualche castoro non credi?
Per la grappa sono completamente d'accordo.
Sincronizzio il mio orologio con quello di Dino.. fatto.
Inviato: 20 luglio 2005 18:44
da rabe
eXdeath ha scritto:
1 - Già è necessario che nell'aria vi sia un clima nè troppo euforico nè troppo gotico-deprimente, grazie per averlo ricordato fido Rabe.
2 - Ultimamente è in mano alla polizia per spaccio di droga.. se stringiamo 1 alleanza coi mini-pony secondo te va bene lo stesso?
3 - Quello di Pariskio andrebbe potenziato con qualche castoro non credi?
Per la grappa sono completamente d'accordo.
Sincronizzio il mio orologio con quello di Dino.. fatto.
1- Prego!
2- E' di nuovo in libertà, è fuggito dal carcere e adesso si fa chiamare Capitan Futuro... Potremmo allearci sia con lui che con i mini-pony...
3- E' vero, il travestimento di Pariskio va potenziato... Sconsiglio però vivamente di utilizzare dei castori: l'ultima volta che li ho impiegati, mi hanno rosicchiato tutto la caravella sulla quale viaggiavo, e l'operazione è andata a monte. Potremmo utilizzare qualche quaglia...
La grappa la porto io che ho quella buona...
Dino non ha più l'orologio purtroppo... Si è mangiato sia il suo Scuba che quello di Raimond Herrera...
Inviato: 20 luglio 2005 18:52
da eXdeath
rabe ha scritto:
2- E' di nuovo in libertà, è fuggito dal carcere e adesso si fa chiamare Capitan Futuro... Potremmo allearci sia con lui che con i mini-pony...
3- E' vero, il travestimento di Pariskio va potenziato... Sconsiglio però vivamente di utilizzare dei castori: l'ultima volta che li ho impiegati, mi hanno rosicchiato tutto la caravella sulla quale viaggiavo, e l'operazione è andata a monte. Potremmo utilizzare qualche quaglia...
La grappa la porto io che ho quella buona...
Dino non ha più l'orologio purtroppo... Si è mangiato sia il suo Scuba che quello di Raimond Herrera...
2 - Ok ci alleeremo sia con Capitan Futuro che con i mini-pony.
3 - Uhm... lo potenziamo con dei furetti geneticamente modificati? Altrimenti le quaglie vanno bene.. anche se non mi sembrano il massimo.
Sincronizzo il mio orologio con quello dei Menouor (1 pendolo gigante da cui a mezzogiorno esce 1 vero guerriero del metallo)... FATTO!
Inviato: 20 luglio 2005 18:57
da rabe
eXdeath ha scritto:
2 - Ok ci alleeremo sia con Capitan Futuro che con i mini-pony.
3 - Uhm... lo potenziamo con dei furetti geneticamente modificati? Altrimenti le quaglie vanno bene.. anche se non mi sembrano il massimo.
Sincronizzo il mio orologio con quello dei Menouor (1 pendolo gigante da cui a mezzogiorno esce 1 vero guerriero del metallo)... FATTO!
Adesso siamo pronti...
Un'ultima cosa:
http://www.metalfan.nl/pictures/ffdino1.jpg
Inviato: 20 luglio 2005 21:48
da eXdeath
Why did the chicken cross the road?, METAL VERSION
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!
W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: ...
Sentenced: To end its misery.
Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!
Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...
Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?
Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!
Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!
Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!
Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Evergrey: It went in search of truth
Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..
Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: T to be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se....
Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
Impaled Northern Moonforest: & quot;aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCght
eeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarerer aNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.
Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!
Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...
Bal-sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...
Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town...
CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
Andromeda: Chicken = 2 chicken
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
Nightwish: From wishes to eternity...
Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to dublin!
Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*
Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...
Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!
Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...
Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.
Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green
Dungeon: To meet his slave of love...
Borknagar: To find the soul sphere in the existential paradox of the universe.
Deep Purple: To be a Speeeed King!
Lord Belial: To see the burning face of Lilith.
Satyricon: To rise from the collective hatred of the oppressed people ? the people representing pride, dignity and honor!
Masterplan: It sees with bleeding eyes, it carries the world on its shoulders and it?s time for an awakening.
Napalm Death: To reflect the conflict.
Jag Panzer: To carry the scarlet letter to the one, frozen in fear.
Endvra: To summon Cthulhu, R?Lyeh and Dagon.
Dead Can Dance: To sail on silver wings... I am stretched on its grave and I?ll lie there forever?
Morgul: To find the ragged little dolls.
Marduk: TO FUCK JESUS!
Arcturus: To paint its horror.
Ulver (William Blake): To roar like Rintrah in the burden'd air.
In the woods: To find a stunning piece of nighttime attraction.
Anthrax: To fuck the Police.
Emperor: To dare Icaros. Lay thorns on its grave.
Theatre of Tragedy: To bring some more candles? Before the darkness comes.
The Gathering: It always wanted to fly in Strange Machines.
Threshold: It?s powerless, it?s paranoid, it?ll never know what it destroyed!
Yes: It was chased amidst fusions of wonder in moments hardly seen forgotten.
Pink Floyd: It wished to be here.
Genesis: It couldn?t dance.
Sting: To send it?s love. And every road the chicken walked would take him down to the sea?
INXS: It was elegantly wasted.
Thyrfing: To unleash its sword and face the sky and see the souls of those who died.
Beatles: To drive your car.
Bathory: To die in battle and fight at Odin's side at Ragnarok as part of the Einherjer.
U2: It still hasn?t found what it?s looking for.
Therion: To follow Via Nocturna.
Haggard: To find Nostradamus.
Elend: To watch the moon of Amber.
Radiohead: To feel the street spirit.
(Cracked eggs, dead birds
Scream as they fight for life)
Chroma Key: Sometimes it wants to sleep in the street...
Hypocrisy - it did not really cross the road, it was ABDUCTED !
Machine Head: To fuck it all and no regrets !
Twisted Sister: It was not going to take it anymore...
Megadeth (Dave Mustane): You know, Metallica stole that song from me !
Rob Halford: To seek consolation in my warm bosom for I am a metal goddess.
Nirvana: It wanted to have its revenge on Seattle !
Moonspell- "To fly away with Me, so far..."
Sepultura- "To Shout At Someone And Not Be Heard/
The Silence Supports The Paranoia
To Die Crying, This Is My Fate
The Life I Choose"
Cattle Decapitation- "To serve man"
GENIO PURO
Inviato: 20 luglio 2005 22:12
da Vajolet79
dragula ha scritto:
shhhhh, non lo contraddire, lui è il presidente quì, se dice che sono 10, allora sono 10:ignore:
:ignore:
Inviato: 20 luglio 2005 22:16
da Vajolet79
rabe ha scritto:
...è vero, 10 sono pochi, io ne avrei messi altri 990!
Per Vajolet: come si fa a scrivere Metallica senza scrivere Megadeth e viceversa? E poi come dice il mio Socio, in questo caso il sindaco sono io e quindi ho ragione io!:D

Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 01:38
da Pariskio
eXdeath ha scritto:
Why did the chicken cross the road?, METAL VERSION
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!
W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: ...
Sentenced: To end its misery.
Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!
Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...
Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?
Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!
Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!
Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!
Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Evergrey: It went in search of truth
Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..
Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: T to be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se....
Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
Impaled Northern Moonforest: & quot;aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCght
eeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarerer aNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.
Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!
Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...
Bal-sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...
Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town...
CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
Andromeda: Chicken = 2 chicken
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
Nightwish: From wishes to eternity...
Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to dublin!
Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*
Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...
Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!
Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...
Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.
Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green
Dungeon: To meet his slave of love...
Borknagar: To find the soul sphere in the existential paradox of the universe.
Deep Purple: To be a Speeeed King!
Lord Belial: To see the burning face of Lilith.
Satyricon: To rise from the collective hatred of the oppressed people ? the people representing pride, dignity and honor!
Masterplan: It sees with bleeding eyes, it carries the world on its shoulders and it?s time for an awakening.
Napalm Death: To reflect the conflict.
Jag Panzer: To carry the scarlet letter to the one, frozen in fear.
Endvra: To summon Cthulhu, R?Lyeh and Dagon.
Dead Can Dance: To sail on silver wings... I am stretched on its grave and I?ll lie there forever?
Morgul: To find the ragged little dolls.
Marduk: TO FUCK JESUS!
Arcturus: To paint its horror.
Ulver (William Blake): To roar like Rintrah in the burden'd air.
In the woods: To find a stunning piece of nighttime attraction.
Anthrax: To fuck the Police.
Emperor: To dare Icaros. Lay thorns on its grave.
Theatre of Tragedy: To bring some more candles? Before the darkness comes.
The Gathering: It always wanted to fly in Strange Machines.
Threshold: It?s powerless, it?s paranoid, it?ll never know what it destroyed!
Yes: It was chased amidst fusions of wonder in moments hardly seen forgotten.
Pink Floyd: It wished to be here.
Genesis: It couldn?t dance.
Sting: To send it?s love. And every road the chicken walked would take him down to the sea?
INXS: It was elegantly wasted.
Thyrfing: To unleash its sword and face the sky and see the souls of those who died.
Beatles: To drive your car.
Bathory: To die in battle and fight at Odin's side at Ragnarok as part of the Einherjer.
U2: It still hasn?t found what it?s looking for.
Therion: To follow Via Nocturna.
Haggard: To find Nostradamus.
Elend: To watch the moon of Amber.
Radiohead: To feel the street spirit.
(Cracked eggs, dead birds
Scream as they fight for life)
Chroma Key: Sometimes it wants to sleep in the street...
Hypocrisy - it did not really cross the road, it was ABDUCTED !
Machine Head: To fuck it all and no regrets !
Twisted Sister: It was not going to take it anymore...
Megadeth (Dave Mustane): You know, Metallica stole that song from me !
Rob Halford: To seek consolation in my warm bosom for I am a metal goddess.
Nirvana: It wanted to have its revenge on Seattle !
Moonspell- "To fly away with Me, so far..."
Sepultura- "To Shout At Someone And Not Be Heard/
The Silence Supports The Paranoia
To Die Crying, This Is My Fate
The Life I Choose"
Cattle Decapitation- "To serve man"
GENIO PURO
sono seriamente preoccupato per la tua salute mentale....:tardez:
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 09:28
da rabe
eXdeath ha scritto:
Why did the chicken cross the road?, METAL VERSION
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!
W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: ...
Sentenced: To end its misery.
Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!
Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...
Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?
Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!
Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!
Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!
Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Evergrey: It went in search of truth
Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..
Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: T to be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se....
Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
Impaled Northern Moonforest: & quot;aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCght
eeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarerer aNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.
Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!
Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...
Bal-sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...
Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town...
CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
Andromeda: Chicken = 2 chicken
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
Nightwish: From wishes to eternity...
Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to dublin!
Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*
Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...
Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!
Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...
Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.
Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green
Dungeon: To meet his slave of love...
Borknagar: To find the soul sphere in the existential paradox of the universe.
Deep Purple: To be a Speeeed King!
Lord Belial: To see the burning face of Lilith.
Satyricon: To rise from the collective hatred of the oppressed people ? the people representing pride, dignity and honor!
Masterplan: It sees with bleeding eyes, it carries the world on its shoulders and it?s time for an awakening.
Napalm Death: To reflect the conflict.
Jag Panzer: To carry the scarlet letter to the one, frozen in fear.
Endvra: To summon Cthulhu, R?Lyeh and Dagon.
Dead Can Dance: To sail on silver wings... I am stretched on its grave and I?ll lie there forever?
Morgul: To find the ragged little dolls.
Marduk: TO FUCK JESUS!
Arcturus: To paint its horror.
Ulver (William Blake): To roar like Rintrah in the burden'd air.
In the woods: To find a stunning piece of nighttime attraction.
Anthrax: To fuck the Police.
Emperor: To dare Icaros. Lay thorns on its grave.
Theatre of Tragedy: To bring some more candles? Before the darkness comes.
The Gathering: It always wanted to fly in Strange Machines.
Threshold: It?s powerless, it?s paranoid, it?ll never know what it destroyed!
Yes: It was chased amidst fusions of wonder in moments hardly seen forgotten.
Pink Floyd: It wished to be here.
Genesis: It couldn?t dance.
Sting: To send it?s love. And every road the chicken walked would take him down to the sea?
INXS: It was elegantly wasted.
Thyrfing: To unleash its sword and face the sky and see the souls of those who died.
Beatles: To drive your car.
Bathory: To die in battle and fight at Odin's side at Ragnarok as part of the Einherjer.
U2: It still hasn?t found what it?s looking for.
Therion: To follow Via Nocturna.
Haggard: To find Nostradamus.
Elend: To watch the moon of Amber.
Radiohead: To feel the street spirit.
(Cracked eggs, dead birds
Scream as they fight for life)
Chroma Key: Sometimes it wants to sleep in the street...
Hypocrisy - it did not really cross the road, it was ABDUCTED !
Machine Head: To fuck it all and no regrets !
Twisted Sister: It was not going to take it anymore...
Megadeth (Dave Mustane): You know, Metallica stole that song from me !
Rob Halford: To seek consolation in my warm bosom for I am a metal goddess.
Nirvana: It wanted to have its revenge on Seattle !
Moonspell- "To fly away with Me, so far..."
Sepultura- "To Shout At Someone And Not Be Heard/
The Silence Supports The Paranoia
To Die Crying, This Is My Fate
The Life I Choose"
Cattle Decapitation- "To serve man"
GENIO PURO
GRANDISSIMO!:D
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 12:55
da dragula
ragazzi sono rimasto un pò indietro, adesso leggo e poi cerco di capire
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 12:58
da Pariskio
dragula ha scritto:
ragazzi sono rimasto un pò indietro, adesso leggo e poi cerco di capire
leggiti i PM di eXdeath e abbi paura....:twist:
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 13:20
da eXdeath
Pariskio ha scritto:
leggiti i PM di eXdeath e abbi paura....:twist:
Nelle pagine indietro ci sono tutte le spiegazioni del caso.. Pariskio leggi leggi e capirai :black:
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 13:25
da Pariskio
eXdeath ha scritto:
Nelle pagine indietro ci sono tutte le spiegazioni del caso.. Pariskio leggi leggi e capirai :black:
ho letto... ho letto..... ora ho paura del portone...
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 13:29
da eXdeath
Pariskio ha scritto:
ho letto... ho letto..... ora ho paura del portone...
Non ti preoccupare se eseguiamo tutti il piano alla perfezione (con gli accorgimenti del Rabe) non ci sarà più nessun Portone e niente più Papa Boyz!
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 13:42
da dragula
x RABE importante
non trovo più la tua scaletta estiva dei concerti...puoi rimandarmela? grazie
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:07
da BLIND
onos ol otirips id aL eirB, osseda ehc eteva ad erid?
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:09
da eXdeath
BLIND ha scritto:
onos ol otirips id aL eirB, osseda ehc eteva ad erid?
Ma vai al mare e non romperci le palle!

Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:13
da BLIND
eXdeath ha scritto:
Ma vai al mare e non romperci le palle!
eram eragenna ut onipot
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:16
da eXdeath
BLIND ha scritto:
eram eragenna ut onipot
Ma senti cieco, non ti sei ancora accorto che stai scrivendo all'incontrario? Bah...
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:20
da BLIND
eXdeath ha scritto:
Ma senti cieco, non ti sei ancora accorto che stai scrivendo all'incontrario? Bah...
eredneffo non ioup aro aL eirB it araps allus anul
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:23
da rabe
BLIND ha scritto:
eredneffo non ioup aro aL eirB it araps allus anul
Ma guarda un pò chi si rivede... Dov'eri finito? Ma soprattutto, perchè non sei rimasto la? :rambo:
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:24
da rabe
dragula ha scritto:
x RABE importante
non trovo più la tua scaletta estiva dei concerti...puoi rimandarmela? grazie
Ok te la rimando, ma non ho capito se vuoi la scaletta o le date...

Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:25
da BLIND
rabe ha scritto:
Ma guarda un pò chi si rivede... Dov'eri finito? Ma soprattutto, perchè non sei rimasto la? :rambo:
ovirra olos odnauq evres e iov eteva ongosib id etagrev len oluc
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:28
da eXdeath
BLIND ha scritto:
ovirra olos odnauq evres e iov eteva ongosib id etagrev len oluc
Tsk!
Questo vile ha lanciato il guanto di sfida contro i Belini Mutanti!
Fondiamoci nel Ratzinger Z e facciamogli vedere quello che sappiamo fare!

Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:33
da rabe
eXdeath ha scritto:
Tsk!
Questo vile ha lanciato il guanto di sfida contro i Belini Mutanti!
Fondiamoci nel Ratzinger Z e facciamogli vedere quello che sappiamo fare!
Ma no dai, secondo me è simpatico, bisogna solo saperlo capire...
Potrebbe tornarci utile...
Hai presente il film Cabal dove i "mostri" tengono segregati i Berserk e li utilizzano solo come ultima disperata risorsa? Ebbeh, potremmo utilizzarlo così...
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:33
da dragula
rabe ha scritto:
Ok te la rimando, ma non ho capito se vuoi la scaletta o le date...
volevo dire le date:D
ps siamo invasi da strani tizi
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:35
da BLIND
eXdeath ha scritto:
Tsk!
Questo vile ha lanciato il guanto di sfida contro i Belini Mutanti!
Fondiamoci nel Ratzinger Z e facciamogli vedere quello che sappiamo fare!
eteras isremmos ad aval e adrem
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:37
da BLIND
rabe ha scritto:
Ma no dai, secondo me è simpatico, bisogna solo saperlo capire...
Potrebbe tornarci utile...
Hai presente il film Cabal dove i "mostri" tengono segregati i Berserk e li utilizzano solo come ultima disperata risorsa? Ebbeh, potremmo utilizzarlo così...
azzilitu aut annonsib
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:39
da eXdeath
rabe ha scritto:
Ma no dai, secondo me è simpatico, bisogna solo saperlo capire...
Potrebbe tornarci utile...
Hai presente il film Cabal dove i "mostri" tengono segregati i Berserk e li utilizzano solo come ultima disperata risorsa? Ebbeh, potremmo utilizzarlo così...
Ma per quello abbiamo già gli orsetti gommosi no?
E poi questo qua puzza pure....
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:48
da BLIND
eXdeath ha scritto:
Ma per quello abbiamo già gli orsetti gommosi no?
E poi questo qua puzza pure....
li out oluc azzup
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:54
da rabe
BLIND ha scritto:
azzilitu aut annonsib
Ci ho già provato, ma si è rotta subito...
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 14:59
da dragula
rabe ha scritto:
Ci ho già provato, ma si è rotta subito...
non dargli corda a stò quà
ps le date le date
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 15:22
da Pariskio
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 16:53
da dragula
siete scappati tutti perchè quel ceffo vi ha spaventati? è andato via da un bel pò...
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 16:57
da eXdeath
dragula ha scritto:
siete scappati tutti perchè quel ceffo vi ha spaventati? è andato via da un bel pò...
Veramente io leggevo il giornale e mangiucchiavo qualcosa....
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 17:01
da dragula
eXdeath ha scritto:
Veramente io leggevo il giornale e mangiucchiavo qualcosa....
e aspettavi che Ratman venisse chiamato a salvare qualcuno?
e poi non riesci a fare tutto insieme? io sò, lo stò facendo, in più guardo le puntate di csi in rewind al rallentatore
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 17:05
da dragula
alè, sei di nuovo attaccato ad un panino...mah? l'unico serio quì dentro è prorpio Rabe, noi quì che mangiamo e accumuliamo, lui che lavora anche per noi!
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 17:28
da rabe
Inviato: 21 luglio 2005 17:28
da eXdeath
dragula ha scritto:
alè, sei di nuovo attaccato ad un panino...mah? l'unico serio quì dentro è prorpio Rabe, noi quì che mangiamo e accumuliamo, lui che lavora anche per noi!
Oh ma che palle che sei!
Lavoravo per tutti voi, sto preparando i travestimenti dell'operazione "Uccidi il Portone"!!