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Genesis 2-3 (Adam & Eve)

* Jehova has joined #Eden
<Jehova> Now, let's make that man.
* Jehova models some dust and clay
* Jehova breaths in the nostrils
<Jehova> That should do the trick
* Adam has joined #Eden
<Adam> w00t
<Jehova> quite
<Jehova> listen up, adam
<Jehova> I got some trees up there, and one of them is Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
<Jehova> If you eat from that tree, I'll kickban your ass
<Adam> k, dude, relax
<Jehova> Almost forgot, I have some companions for you
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<Bunch_of_animals> Boo, hiss, rattle
<Adam> Jeez, great
<Jehova> erm, Adam
<Jehova> You're not supposed to do that with a chicken
<Jehova> nm, I'll create another companion for you
<Jehova> You go to sleep now
* Adam is now known as Adam|zZz
* Jehova takes Adam|zZz's rib and builds a woman
<Jehova> there
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<Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
* Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
<Adam> ASL?
<Eve> newborn, female, eden!
<Adam> omg! me too, but male
<Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
<Adam> so what! your too!
<Eve> lol
* Jehova sighs
<Jehova> bbl
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<Serpent> Pssst! he said you can't eat the fruit?
<Eve> Yeah, so?
<Serpent> lol, u wont die, eat a fruit!
* Eve munches
<Eve> You eat too, Adam, or I won't go down on you
<Adam> mmm-kay
* Adam munches
<Adam> OMFG WERE NEKKID!!!1
<Eve> NOOO, WTF!
<Adam> I feel so drrrty
<Serpent> lmao
* Jehova has joined #Eden
<Jehova> what have you done?
<Eve> it was the serpent!
<Jehova> Serpent, schmerpent!
<Adam> really!
* Jehova sets mode: -v Serpent
<Jehova> fs
* Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*adam@host1.10.1.genesis.com
* Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*eve@host1.10.2.genesis.com
* Adam was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Eve was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Jehova changes topic to "and stay out!"
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* Jehova sets mode: +o Flamingsword
* Jehova has left IRC (signed off)

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<Augustus> lol i just got a PayPal acount
<Augustus> everyone must pay me monees or i ban them!
* Augustus changes topic to 'Pay me or b banned!'
<Augustus> and everyone should get back to their original channels
<Joseph> fs
<Joseph> Mary, we gotta get our ass to #Bethlehem
<Mary> wtf! i'm bursting here!
* Mary is very pregnant
<Joseph> get your ass over here
<Joseph> right, off we go
<Joseph> /join Bethlehem
<Mary> /join Bethlehem
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<Mary> fine, we're here, but i really need to get to #Inn
<Mary> I'm in friggin labour!
<Mary> /join #Inn
* Unable to join channel (channel is full)
<Mary> wtf
<Joseph> Guess we'll have to stay here
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<Mary> oh dear, he's early
<Joseph> put him in that manger
* Jesus is now known as Jesus|Manger
<Jesus|Manger> WHeeehheheheheeee

* Angel has joined #Field
<Angel> lo
<Shepherd1> ARGH
<Shepherd2> WTF!!1
<Angel> Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy
<Angel> For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
<Shepherd1> Why do you come here to tell us?
<Shepherd2> no one ever joins this channel, xcept sheep
<Sheep3b> baaaa
<Angel> He is your Saviour! you should go praise him
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<Angel^Choir> GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST, AND ON EARTH PEACE, GOOD WILL TOWARD MEN!!!!11!~!@!
<Shepherd2> meh, this is too much, EVAC
<Shepherd1> let's join #Bethlehem
<Shepherd1> /join #Bethlehem
<Shepherd2 /join #Bethlehem
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<Shepherd1> LMAO hes lying in a manger
<Shepherd2> lol, i told all my contacts to come visit too!
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<Mary> erm... Joseph
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<Joseph> yes?
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<Mary> I think it's time to join #Jerusalem
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<Mary> to present our son to God
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<Joseph> right you are
<Joseph> /Join #Jerusalem
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<Mary> /Join #Jerusalem
* Jesus|Manger is now known as Jesus
<Jesus> /join #Jerusalem
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<Simeon> ugh... I don't feel too well
<Simeon> think im dying
<Simeon> but i've never seen a christ
<Jesus> Wheeeheheheeeheeee
<Simeon> omg! it's the christ!
<Simeon> Lord, now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace, according to thy word: For mine eyes have seen thy salvation
<Mary> yep, that's my boy
<Joseph> er.. yeah, mine too :S
<Simeon> I bless you all
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<Anna> oh yes, he's a pretty boy
* Anna pinches Jesus' cheek
<Anna> and growing up sooo fast
<Jesus> Yeah, I'm already twelve years old
<Mary> Yes and nothing happened in the meantime
<Joseph> oh no? We'll I just had to drag him from #Temple
<Joseph> where he was chatting with the doctors!
<Mary> Yes that is true, son, we were worried sick!
<Joseph> You are not the messiah, you are a very naughty boy!
<Jesus> lol
<Jesus> why would you be worried
<Jesus> I was dealing with my Father's business!
<Joseph> oh yeah, right, your 'Father'
<Joseph> well i'm your father now
<Joseph> and you're coming back to #Galilee young man!
<Jesus> but...
<Joseph> no buts!
<Joseph> bloody messiah business
* Mary sighs